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EP4: Dragon Ball Jeet
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The Jeet Commandments
1 Buy 20% of supply and get rekt by your own price impact
2 Ape hard and start fudding in Telegram Chat
3 Keep spamming in Telegram chat "DEV SELLING", "WEN MARKETING" OR "SER I HAVE CALL GROUP SER"
4 Always sell on Red Candles
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